I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”
Friendly reminder that in the Kanto games, you can see Articuno through a pair of binoculars on the road. The Pokédex says it’s said to appear to doomed people who are lost in icy mountains. And then those games’ protagonist next appears in Mount Silver (◕‿◕✿)
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.



